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(insert carly simon voice here) aaaaanticipaaation....

2006-05-03 / 4:36 p.m.
i'm not having as much success as i had hoped for "national masturbation month". as aforementioned, i am taking on a morgan spurlock type challenge: for the whole month i intended to double click my mouse, pet the kitty, play with the bunny, jill off, bump and grind, or whatever other female masturbatory euphamisms one can come up with.

note the past tense here...i have to put my goal on hold because on day two i started showing signs of a UTI. i don't think it's from masturbating, just a bad stroke of luck-(pardon the pun). now i'm on antibiotics and hopefully i'll be beating my fish by friday.

the first two days was fairly entertaining. it made me realize that i have become tres lazy since being married, and have not done much to take care of my sexual self alone. in just those two days, i have noticed that i'm much mellower and fall asleep easier, even though i've been twittling long before going to bed in the morning. i'm also noticing that i need specific things present in order to reach my goal. i'm going to decline elaborating these details, and just let y'all use your imagination. no worries, i don't need anything highly unusual, i just can't go on fingertips by themselves.

enough said.

in other news, i'm working on some art for a show i'm having in july. as far as the creative process goes, i consider myself a bulimic artist: i binge on ideas and stuff them in my head until i have no other choice but to vomit out mass quantities of art in a short time. that's how i've always worked. this method never fared well in college, and i was notorious for pushing deadlines. then again, i have my own theories about how college damaged part of my creative self. it's been six years since i've graduated, and i'm happy to say that i have all my creative feelings returned. on occasion there's still an academic taste that i have in my mouth that i try to wash out with lots and lots of coffee.

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