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2006-04-30 / 3:23 p.m.
okay friends, may is national masturbation month. if you don't believe me go here:
http://www.bettydodson.com/maymast.htm OR go to http://www.comeasyouare.com/masturbate/ after all, if something is on the internet, it must be true! seriously, i don't mess around when it comes to spankin' it. soooo, for my dedicated readers, i'm gonna offer you a deal you cannot refuse!

as you all know, i'm a consultant for a well-known toy company, and will hook you up with a 10% on your order plus FREE shipping and handling if you get your order to me BEFORE may 14. what better way to celebrate the month o' whackin'off/double clicking your mouse than to buy yourself a new toy. boys: i have toys for you, too. email me at jenfishsuperstar@yahoo.com for details.

you know how morgan spurlock tries to eat nothing but mcdonalds in the movie "super size me"? well, for the next thirty days, i'm gonna honor ol' betty dodson by taking care of bizznass down south. i'm gonna try to see first hand-(pun intended) how masturbation improves my overall health by doing it at least once a day for the month of may. don't worry, i won't get detailed or anything, and i'll post my usual blather about work, art, and every day musings.

spank it like you mean it!

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