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today's new flavor: rambling ripple

2005-05-06 / 6:11 p.m.
once again, i'm sick. some funky viral thing took over my nose and i can't for the life of me remember being so ill. i wanted my MOMMY, and that's pretty fucking bad, seeing i don't get along with my mother too well. funny how that 'i want my mommy' phenomenah goes.

everything is green and alive. the ticks are uncontrollable on ladymutt. i thought tick season came a little later, but perhaps with our mild winter down here, the population didn't die off and doubled. i've become extra paranoid, checking the cats, vinnie, and my own head like a monkey on one of those jane goodall specials. i don't eat the ticks, i kill them and wash them down the drain.

so get this: carnie wilson is preggars, and should be poppin' her kid out at any moment. good for you if you knew this, i did not. how fucking INSANE. the bitch has had gastric bypass surgery and is fucking pregnant?!?!? how in the HELL is she getting enough nutrients to the baby? how healthy is THAT? body image messages and dieting bullshit has come to an all new low.

how does this all tie together? i suppose it doesn't. i'm trying to make up for my lackidaisical journaling by bitching about ticks and dieting. it is by the way, 'international no diet day' in which i challenge all of you dedicated JDT readers to make every day a no diet day. diets suck. there's so much more you can be doing with yourself than obsessing over fat and food. besides if you're sidetracked over your fat ass, you won't pay attention to what's really going on in the world, like tick infestations and women getting pregnant after GBS.

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