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well i'll be dipped in pigshit and rolled in cornflower!

2004-11-03 / 10:37 a.m.
aaaah, when all seems like it is lost, nothing makes me feel better than toilet humor. my boss sent me a great fart joke via email this morning.

my valtrex isn't working and yet again--THE stupid spoiled brat has kept his job for another four years. i feel like ass, let's hope this next term flies by like (((snapping fingers)))

i made sure to let god know how pissed i was. i threw an old skool temper tantrum in the privacy of my bedroom this moring. all i could think about while praying was the little french character from the south park movie saying, "where's your fucking god now?"
please, enlighten us rabbi kushner--i read your book. i still don't completely understand why bad things happen to good people.

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