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24 lbs of devil's fudge icing...it puts the lotion on the skin!

2004-10-16 / 11:19 a.m.
24 lbs. of frosting. today i will be making 24 lbs of devil's fudge frosting to smear on people's bodies.

don't ask me why, it is something i like doing. i like making a big mess in the kitchen and getting bodies all sticky.

i saw my first soft core porn last night. does the trick if you need to masturbate, but it gets frustrating to watch after a while. the whole thing is a total clit tease. after i jilled off a couple of times, i kept watching just because i was fascinated by seeing this soft core piece of work.

speaking of pieces of work, i must go off about two things:

1) i'm sick of my boss not turning the fan on when she uses the bathroom. i've read the book, i know wholeheartedly that 'everyone poops', but DAMN, can't she turn on a fan?

2) i'm sick of world-weary 19/20 somethings and their very predictable 'poetry'. some of them have nuggets of good things to say, but they go on and on and on and on and it gets very irritating. revise the work, shorten it, and get the fuck off the stage. quit using that ani-difranco style rhythm. you could all be reading toaster strudel instructions and it would sound the same. i don't even pay attention to what you're reading anymore because it is the same tone, same subject matter every goddamn time.

***i realize my going off list for today isn't mensch like behavior. i have on occasion forgotten to turn the fan on while taking a dump, and i have written my share of shitty poetry-(while thinking that i'm the best writer on the earth). i guess i'm so irritated by it all because it painfully takes me back to my world-weary years, i guess. i can't believe that people have listened and continue to listen to my spoken word shit, it's awful! oh well. maybe this emotional trip is all courtesy of PMS, and once the blood starts flowing from my cooch i will be at one with the world again.

feh.

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